Welcome to My Whirled

Pointing and laughing at life :Þ

The Beginning of My Memoir

It wasn’t dark, stormy or night yet the Universe was poised on the brink of upheaval. Little did it know that one empty condom box during one evening in September would lead to a complete redefinition of physics and order.

I assume I am dead or almost dead if you are reading my memoir. Therefore physics won in the end.

Between the start and the finish, however, is a fascinating story of love, an STD scare, arrest warrants in Haiti, beer, psychotic women and watching TV.

So fill up the whiskey glass, syringe or whatever you are using to get you through my written home movie. Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale….

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