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Texas Coach Gets Skooled in Fair Play

Texas high school basketball coach fired after beating opponent 100-0.

Do we wonder why America is losing its predominate place in the world? Is it a mystery why people who had an ox-powered society five years ago now have our economy by the balls? Or that Ugandan refugees with one shoe are better at math than American school children?

Darwin had this novel notion called “survival of the fittest.” Basically he posited that those who were smart enough to avoid the pitfalls of life would pass the ability to excel on to their offspring. This would make each succeding generation better and lead to this thing called “evolution.” According to Charles, this is how amoebae became Albert Einstein.

This particular incident is a microcosm of what is happening in our society.  We humans, in our inimitable way, have managed to thwart nature’s perfect methodology and reverse evolution. We are doing this by not only protecting but actually promoting the stupid. We allow them to breed and pass on their ineptness to each succeeding generation. We are spiraling back to living in caves and not wiping after we poop.

In the above case, if we had done what was right- pointed and laughed at those pathetic losers- it could have encouraged some  to excel and better society. A few of the other girls could have become so emotionally scarred they would eat themselves to the point where no one would breed with them and accomplish the same thing. Who knows, we might even have been lucky enough to get a suicide out of the deal.

Why does authority exist? To make society better. I say we need to speak up and force our government in all its forms to do its job and repeal all of the laws that incite reverse evolution.

Let’s start with the bottom rung and get rid of bicycle helmets. If a kid is too stupid to ride a bike we can assume he won’t be curing cancer. Stop protecting the most useless part of these morons and we clean out the worst of society before they become old enough to breed. For existing idiots who have made it past that age, motorcycle helmets and seat belts are out too.

Drunk drivers are a throwback that seriously needs to be dealt with. They are a more thorny problem as some folks who deserve to survive may be killed by them. So my idea is to set aside time each day, say 2:00-3:00 AM rght after the bars close, where drunk drivers are allowed to get behind the wheel and weave home with impunity. As a special bonus to mankind, all speed limits should be suspended during this same period. Give it a few months and you will see an amazing decrease in the number of drunk driving related deaths. What about people who are not drunk and are out on the roads during this period? They are stupid and they need to go too.

You can probably come up with ideas of your own to promote this ideology. Things like handing out free dangerous narcotics, lowering the drinking age to five, opening drive-thru abortion clinics and providing free laser scopes to improve the kill rate of gangsters. You get the idea.

There is one more point I would like to make.

“The Covenant School, its board and administrators, regrets the incident of January 13 and the outcome of the game with the Dallas Academy Varsity Girls Basketball team. It is shameful and an embarrassment that this happened. This clearly does not reflect a Christ-like and honorable approach to competition.”

Christ-like and honorable approach to competition! You have to be fucking kidding me! Since when do christians have anything to do with honorable competition?

These are the people that wiped out all vestiges of many civilizations, like the Aztecs. They brought us the Crusades and several hundred years of witch burning. Is invading sovereign lands and killing everyone who refuses to follow your beliefs “honorable competition”? That’s like Wal-Mart sending troops to kill people coming out of Target.

Even today they elevate their pedophilic priests above the law and shield them from justice. How is that fair to secular pedophiles who have nothing more than a public defender to watch their backs?

In the name of truly fair competition and to enhance evolution as mentioned above, I say we bring back the lions.

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2 responses to “Texas Coach Gets Skooled in Fair Play

  1. SisterCrow February 5, 2009 at 10:26 AM

    I knew there was a reason I love your writing. You say things that people think, but are too afraid of being PC to say.

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